Noel Fielding & Chris Corner
requested by: narcolepticwalks
I did my best but I cannot claim to be the world’s foremost authority on Chris Corner. I tried though! xx
hope they're staying glued together
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Julian & Noel: Touching Spam
By which I mean these are pictures of their bodies physically touching, but ALSO that this picspam will touch your heart. See what I did there?
requested by: http://princeyvincey.tumblr.com/
just a bunch of photos and gifs, you’ve seen them all before but whatever. Actually some of the gifs don’t even have touching. But they are included, because I am a rebel.
if this doesn’t give you your fix there are several other Noel/Julian spams out there, for example, this one.
this post is obnoxiously long, and yet still feels incomplete to me. whatever just take it.
Eyelashes
Noel’s lashes only - because that was the request and I’m not masochistic enough to do multiple people.
Some hi-res pictures I cropped because…eyelashes are hard to see. What I mean is, this request was a convenient excuse for me to post lots of close-ups of Noel Fielding’s face.
I didn’t think there would be many pictures for this one, but I got a decent amount. Or maybe it’s because I stretched the definition of what makes a good “eyelash picture.”
…you be the judge!
Polaroid Spam
GET PSYCHED. I learned how to scan things for this one. I say “learned” but I quickly realized that you push the scan button and that’s all there is to it.
This was another Anon request, for proper Polaroids only.
Some notes:
1. it didn’t occur to me first that people might want the pictures straightened and cropped neatly because…I guess I’m a bit slow. So some of them are and some of them aren’t. Also duh you can crop them yourselves the Picnik website is free.
2. Most of these are scanned by me but there are a few that I got floating around on tumblr or noelfielding.org (but mostly not because I don’t like that they watermark them. It’s discrete but seriously why is that necessary?)
Oh but obviously take them, love them, use them for your own nefarious purposes. I’m just saying that I can’t take credit for them all. Can you tell this introduction was written completely stream-of-conscious?
And P.S. just message me if you need the original scans for whatever reason.
I hope I didn’t forget any but I probably did.
Noel Fielding Is Really Pointy (A Nose-centric Picspam)
Anon requested a spam of Noel’s nose and/or eyes. I picked nose, but there’s a lovely eye picspam here that you can check out.
So. A couple of things.
-Since Noel’s nose is…um, always on his face, it was difficult to narrow this down. Technically, all pictures of him are valid. This is your official warning - it’s very long. And there are about a bazillion more wonderful pictures I could have put in, but there’s only so much my web browser can take.
also, (I believe) this is my first COMMENTARY-FREE spam. So it’s just a huge collection of pictures - hope it satisfies, anon! xx
Noel Fielding Wants to Hold Hands with the Whole World
Requested by: An anon who sent me a really sweet message. Thanks again darlin :)
Also you should all know that at a certain point I started defining “hand-holding” more loosely, sometimes wrist-grabbing is included. Also just hand-to-hand contact in general. Just a warning for the 0% of you who give a fuck about the difference.
Jen is the queen of highly challenging spam requests
(This is a mini-spam, don’t get your hopes up)
My assignment was to settle the debate once and for all whether Julian Barratt has freckles and to what degree.
It’s possible that during my search I became delirious and started imagining the freckles on some of these photos. They are often very difficult to see but I think (I think) he has them in these pictures. And if not you still get to look at pictures of Julian.
My Conclusion: he doesn’t spend enough time outdoors to have freckles consistently, and he usually doesn’t have them at all. But you can (sort of) see them in these pictures.
I believe this is the picture that started it all. I don’t know if it’s the resolution or what, but he does look ridiculously freckley.
actually here’s a better version:
maybe?
Nathan Barley was my best source though
my work here is done
Noel Fielding: Junk in the Trunk
(2 picspams in one day - can you handle it??)
Requested by: http://religiousmishaps.tumblr.com/
Pictures of Noel’s arse, ass, butt, tail end, behind, bum, rear, booty, derriere, hindquarters, buns, posterior, rump, badonkadonk, bottom, lady lumps, keister, tush, and buttocks. Yes, all of those will be represented.
I don’t have many comments in this one - I guess it speaks for itself. It will be divided into regular pictures and screencaps
Noel Fielding: Manly Man?
Requested by: Anon
This one isn’t too terribly long (or good) because I was sort of having difficulty defining what was masculine and what wasn’t. But since internal debates about gender roles give me a headache, I just tried my best and whatever. The prompter mentioned sports/guns/smoking(?) I think - so I went from there.
In case you weren’t sure, that’s a cock. He has one.
Noel Fielding Does Stuff with Hats
…mostly he just puts them on his head, but you never know.
Requested by: A lovely anon (Octopus)
I had to keep it to only Noel pictures unfortunately, because if I included Julian, Mike, etc. then this spam would have done me real physical harm. Seriously they all wear a lot of hats, it would go on forever.
It’s in randomish order & yes there are multiple pictures per hat, cause that’s how I roll.
Noel Fielding: Skeleton Man
(Don’t mock the title, I know it’s dumb. It’s the best I can do.)
Requested by: Jess
Prompt: Noel with skulls/skeleton things
This turned out to be a really cool prompt because before doing this I had never noticed the degree to which skeletons influence Noel’s wardrobe/accessories/life choices.
And miraculously, this one is actually in some semblance of order.
About hope they're staying glued together
